One of the funniest protest speeches I have ever seen was made by some US federal worker at one of the nine billion pathetic anti-DOGE protests recently.
She says (using that ear-shattering whiny as-annoying-as-possible voice that's so typical of karens):
"When you wake up or you are on your weekend and you get the 'Fork In The Road' message, 'hey, what the hell did you do, you lazy federal worker, this week?' How frightening is it that someone on X, the owner of X, speaks to you directly to say 'what did you do last week at work?' and if you don't answer, I'm going to fire you."
The lack of self-awareness is just astonishing and hilarious. She is very directly and unambiguously saying "how dare this private citizen ask me, a federal worker, what I have been doing, and holding me accountable for my work? He even dares to speak to me directly!!!"
Yeah, how dare the puny citizens question the mighty Federal Workers and ask what they are doing, and hold them accountable for their work? It's not like it's the puny citizens who pay the salaries of these Holy Federal Workers with their tax dollars. Completely outrageous! Lowly citizens should just shut up, pay the salaries of these Holy Federal Workers, and not ask them any questions! And you absolutely must never, ever ask them directly! They are too Holy and too Mighty to be even approached by the lowly citizens!
Ok, so lowly puny citizens have no place questioning Federal Workers and demanding to know what they are actually doing. So how about the other extreme, in other words, the person who has the highest position in the executive branch of the government? Well, she has an answer that too!
"But even more egregious, the President comes out, the most powerful person in the land, and endorses that message!"
Apparently the Holy Federal Workers are even above the President of the United States himself! Even he can't question them, nor demand accountability! Federal Workers are well above everybody else, the puny citizens, and even the President himself, and none can question what they are doing! And if the President himself dares to question them, that's even more egregious than if the citizens do!
And she's quite clearly completely oblivious to how ridiculous it is what she is saying there.
It's just astonishing.
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